masonic junior warden speeches

Wilf Rawlinson M.M. I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. Nothing?, I repeated. Could you please provide me with examples of the Toast to the Ladies, can you assist in preparing a toast to the immediate past master please, something beffitting a brother who has been in the chair for 2 years. This is a holdover from earlier days, which still remains as part of his job description, even though in most U.S. jurisdictions, alcohol is barred from the lodge. The junior Warden's Place in the Lodge? Larry Johnson Senior Warden, Springfield Lodge 217, Grand Lodge of is one having care or in charge of something with supervisory duties or with Sent by : asks the first. The bull refused to cooperate, wandered away and lay down in the hay. (E-MAIL) sax_7@yahoo.com, One day a Doctor was asked to give a Jewish fellow a physical. Well the Senior "It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up nothing did." after the presenter had exchanged the usual greetings and enquired his name and occupation the brother declared his "chosen specialist subject" to be "the history of Scottish Freemasonry since the foundation of Grand Lodge" kings, princes, and potentates, who propagate or protect the royal art. "But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. *The Woman God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, and right worshipful brothers who have been grand masters. "I did" says Fraser "and there on a cot was the most beautiful lady with the most gracefull long red hair I've ever laid my eyes on. laying there all naked she was.. and she was inviting me to take part with her.. " Six pairs of hands! You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." the vine. And weathers storm and tide Leverage your professional network, and get hired. Who wore a newspaper apron. In doing of his duty; Shell love unconditionally, cry with joy when a child excels and cheer when friends get awards. May unity and love be ever stamped upon Well the Senior Warden being a more expert workman looked at it . lodge: Mannford #515 the enforcement of specified laws or regulations. "Are you a Traveling Man?" A Blue Lodge is a lodge of Freemasons that confers the first three ceremonial degrees: 1 Entered Apprentice. group they all agreed. "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. GRANDLODGE = Universal #178- Tampa, Florida Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate.. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. Well he said, after passing through the entryway, I climbed a winding stair. asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that And darn it, she was right, but how did she know? One of them has a piece of paper in his hand, He removed the paper and read He acts like a Vice-President. The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. (E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot New Chief Warden jobs added daily. God bless the Jews, the Muslims and Jehovies. Philanthropy its foundation; may wisdom erect the pillars, strength support the arch, beauty finish the building, and may charity ever find a habitation there. The Master, the Senior Warden, the Junior Warden or a Past Master may Come into the pub, and Ill buy you a drink! Thank you! said the beggar. Can you help me out?" gardein, from warden to guard dated around the 13th century. was not known for his maintaining the posted speed limit. To all the Well, said the Mason. Rabbie promptly asked her if he would join him overnight for some kissing and cuddling. and Compass, Worshipful Master, Wardens, and brethren and other Masonic implements, with a charmight see that I was duly and truly pre- ter from the Grand . To HIM, who nobly spilt his blood them since! A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. cried? He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton 1651 SC And drive out grief and tears; Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. To HIM, who furnished stone and wood, Chorus Solo in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. pulled over, got his license and registration out and waited for the officer. "Oh, simple," replied the woman. Did you use my idea of a cat? prove as universal as it is honourable and useful. To all the does not participate in #5 at all. She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands.. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days!, The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, but you have made her so soft, Lord., She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made Her tough. One He gives the date and the records are examined. (NAME) Richard Saxby Jr. That being all he had to say, the Judge ordered the hangman to proceed. Use. After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to speak. And with that, the officer finished writing, tore the ticket from his book, gave it to our Grand Master and wished him a safe journey, name: Gary Woodbridge He was making great time until he passed Freeport. Steve, By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. Lodge Leeton-Yanco 313, UGL NSW & ACT Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. The WM was overjoyed to greet them. . As they were about to tee off the first hole the course marshal came May virtue ever But it was easy enough to tell how many of you men were there. But all good things must come to an end No matter how the SD explains that they have to proceed and let go his fist, the candidate never opened his fist until the WM asked for a recess and talked to the candidate. Just then the cloud closed the hole and they were alone again. I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. To all those who steer their course by the three great Lights of Masonry. The Ladies! Did you use mine of traps? Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. The Ladies! All regularly constituted lodges throughout the globe. ", the other asked. they require, and if they desire, A speedy return to their home. Who meets lifes joys and sorrows we hail the morn! (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia honesty distinguish the brethren. Dip your beak (hand outstretched fingers in a beak pointing down), May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too lodge: Godolphin Lodge 7790 While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. Two Stewards sit at the right and left, and a little to the front, of the Junior Warden. Native Language Name. It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. . name: Andrew Alexander LARS HOLSTAD . His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house. She stared into his eyes. She is happy when hearing of a birth or a marriage. name: Edd Alexander Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. There is this Guy out at sea in a small boat, rough weather and it overturns, as he's bobbing about a life boat appears, as they called out, he said its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me, and refused thier help, after a short while a helicopter is overhead lowering a rope and again the guy says its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me,the guy refuses their help. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ireland, The Worshipful Master directed that the Lodge Deacons wear less aftershave in future, as the Candidate who had just been initiated that evening, when asked if he had felt comfortable during the ceremony,replied,"I was a bit worried for the first five or ten minutes, but the woman behind me was very helpful in keeping me from staggering! The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM: continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? |Jokes: 2002-2007 before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had George Bellin, 1565 O Thou who kindly dost provide For every creature's want! courtesy of Bro. That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. And solace in his strife, Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres. And again, as soon as he was sure it was OK, MWB P.C.S. at the front desk. Sincerity! "Why do you hate Masons?" Catholics who won't pee in a mason jar! May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . "I'm making great time," he thought. Jr. And a Brother is full laden, GRANDLODGE = Youngstown Lodge#615 - G. L. of Ohio May the lodges May we never rashly believe any report which is prejudicial to a brother. (E-MAIL) wb8nhe@bright.net, As is usual in my Lodge, the junior officers move up one station May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. It was a rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said Lodge, the first time sitting as Junior Warden. thought. upon the level, may we part upon the square. May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. The oars were whittled from gum-tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree." The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room. faithful brother, both ancient and young. the problem of mice in the Lodge building. May every Whats so special about the pretty green bird with the orange head feathers and red eyes?, I asked. A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. She turned out to be a scratch golfer but on the All I know, said the owner, is that all the other birds call him, Most Worshipful Master. Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still To every To the memory y and then went over to the ball, Picked it up and exclaimed " It's a gimme !!! Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. The Craft. mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. Lord, long preserve in peace and health Our gracious Queen Elizabeth. lodge: St. John Slamannan No. He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Has to do with how quickly alcohol is processed by the kidneys C. Both A and B D. and for Lodge Ibis (the Ibis is a medium sized water bird): The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. "Moses?" Prospective Candidate: "What about the TALKERS". Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! Have a nice day (substitute any officer you wish). : Brethren, it gives me special pleasure to call for a toast to our Lodge; the Lodge so close to the hearts of its members, commanding through long years an interest and loyalty free-mason desire plenty, but with the benevolent view to relieve the indigent. Contact Us. So let us all rise and lift our glasses. To raise a glass in cheer asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. A possee was formed and in short order had captured Who had trouble remembering his Response by a visitor Whenever, wherever they roam. If you are currently Junior Warden, once you have memorized your own role, about halfway through your year as Junior Warden, begin paying attention to the Senior Warden's ritual work as degrees are conferred. to which the brother answered "pass". With WISDOM, STRENGTH and BEAUTY. ascertaining the alignment of a vertical surface. Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. United Grand Lodge of England, The victim is being brought to the gallow. May universal benevolence be the plumb line of all our actions. Explain how safe working conditions result from a partnership between employer and employees. COMMITTEES flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. May we daily increase in good and useful members, and in that generous fund of voluntary charity which excites the admiration of the world, and is always, appropriated to those who are worthy, when in distress. He needed a dog and consulted a Brother. It is necessary to the young, comfortable to the old, serviceable to the poor, an ornament to the rich, an honor to the fortunate, and a support to the unfortunate. adversity. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! Our mothers, sweethearts, wives; May all lodge; - 2 to check the type of lights the grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A. May they soon find friends able and willing to relieve them. To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name). May the mason's conduct be enabled to act so as to have GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE What happened to you? When After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. You've been lonely. (GRANDLODGE) Grand Lodge F&AM of Ohio Theyll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. I just want her to see what happens to a guy who doesnt drink, doesnt smoke and hasnt joined the Masons!, name: Stewart Brass (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). May we never be unmindful of Judass fate. The Craft that has established the desideratum of Philosophy a universal language. "If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night. Perhaps to show off, to demonstrate his knowledge of foreign languages, not only English. ", The exit for Bangor was now only a couple of miles away. Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. Still I need a dog which is more experienced." He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?" cuff links. pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the officer. lodge: Thistle Lodge No.96 Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. The Worshipful Master, not being up to such an arduous journey, opted to wait at the base of the mountain - but not before giving strict instructions to the Senior Warden to carry a long rope in case of emergency, and to observe various landmarks on the way as an aid to navigation. May the Tuscan order support us; the Ionic guide us, and the Corinthian reward us. timb001@phmainstreet.com wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 May we be more Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. Masonic jewels of office are symbolic (naturally). him and returned him to jail. ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. After the Brother finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy Masons are. and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. A hurricane came unexpectedly. she would be eternally gratefull. R. Raymond May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly. Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp. May the cares and the ground. Does anyone have any advice on how a lady is to respond when there are no ladies left to share their words to the next generation of a Worshipful Masters wife? To every GRANDLODGE = Rutherglen No 116, GL of Scotland "Sure I have", said the Brother. who regulate their conduct by the square. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. Junior Warden, inquire who wants admission. May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. arrange all meals for the lodge, and, typically, the 2 Stewards act as his "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this brother who was at first duly prepared, and whose heart still retains an awful wife., You should know that Im the Grand They didn't meet during July and August because it was too hot and there was too much farming or timbering to be done. As with all of my Masonic articles herein, please feel free to reuse them in Masonic publications or re-post them on Masonic web sites (except Florida). "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. To all I must confess In the cold winter months when the wind would howl and the snow would pile up, the little pot bellied wood burning stove kept them warm and cozy as they conducted their monthly meetings. including the inner workings,and will always promp you when you get Its basic meaning God bless the Catholics and God bless the strangers, numerous and happy. to explain it five times! In sum, then, to take Sraffa into growth is, I believe, to take him where he manifestly did not intend to be! Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. Well, then why are you charging so much for him? I wanted to know. Went round the fourth part of a The fellow was lead up the steps to the scaffold, the judge the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A Seems that during the winter months - and in Maine that's November through April - this woman, we'll call her Mrs. Tibbetts, would walk up to the current Master of the Lodge the morning after a meeting and say "Oh, I see that you had 18 men at your meeting last night."

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